Acronyms, Slang Parents Need To Know

Remember the laugh you had when your friend thought LOL meant "love you lots" and you explained with a not-so-straight-face it's really "laughing out loud."

Oh, if only teenage slag were that simple . . . or harmless.

Here's a list of slang terms used in texts, chat rooms and just about anywhere else teens want to communicate and not have their parents or guardians know what they're talking about.

8 - Oral sex
143 - I love you
182 - I hate you
420 - Marijuana
459 - I love you
ADR - Address
ASL - Age/Sex/Location
AWHFY - Are We Having Fun Yet?
BIH - Burn In Hell
BTOBD - Be There Or Be Dead
B& - Banned
Banana - Penis
CD9 - Code 9 (it means parents are around)
F2F - Face-to-Face or Face Time
F2P - Free To Play
FB - F* Buddy
GNOC - Get Naked On Cam
GYPO - Get Your Pants Off
G2GTAP - Go To Go Take A Pee
G2GTAC - Got To Go Take A Crap
HAK - Hugs And Kisses
ILU - I Love You
IWSN - I Want Sex Now
IF/IB - In The Front Or Back
IMEZRU - I Am Easy. Are You?
J/O - Jerking Off
Kitty - Vagina
KOTL - Kiss On The Lips
KFY -or- K4Y - Kiss For You

KPC - Keeping Parents Clueless
LMIRL - Let's Meet In Real Life
MOOS - Member Of The Opposite Sex
MOSS - Member(s) Of The Same Sex
MorF - Male or Female
MOS - Mom Over Shoulder
MPFB - My Personal F* Buddy
NALOPKT - Not A Lot Of People Know This
NIFOC - Nude In Front Of The Computer
Noob - Noobie (insult for inexperienced)
P911 - Parent Alert
PAL - Parents Are Listening or Peace And Love
PAW - Parents Are Watching
PIR - Parent In Room
POS - Parent Over Shoulder -or- Piece Of Sh**
pron - Porn
Q2C - Quick To Cum
RU/18 - Are You Over 18?
RUMORF - Are You Male OR Female?
RUH - Are You Horny?
S2R - Send To Receive
SorG - Straight or Gay
TDTM - Talk Dirty To Me
WTF - What The F*
WUF - Where You From
WYCM - Will You Call Me?
WYRN - What's Your Real Name?
zerg - To Gang Up On Someone